RWO: Put 'Er There Pal

Adam writes:

There are a couple types of handshakes here and it’s very important to know the difference. They are as follows:

1) The Normal, Western Handshake – the one that we are accustomed to

2) The Normal, South African Handshake – which involves switching from the Western Handshake, to a sort-of-thumb embrace, back to the Western Handshake

3) The Child’s Handshake – which involves the adult shaking both hands of the child (clasped together) at the same time with one of the adult hands

and finally...

4) The Creepy Handshake – this one looks like the Western Handshake, but involves tickling the other person’s palm with your middle finger, in order to indicate that you would like to have sex with them… yeah. It’s creepy.